Imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor

And I can't help but to hear 
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words!  
"What a beautiful wedding! 
What a beautiful wedding!”, says a bridesmaid to a waiter 
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame 
The poor groom's bride is a whore"


seems like a bunch of you like to horrorfuck, and as cute as that is it's kind of fucking disturbing. Do you... like, start crying or continue like a baws when he turns up in the middle? :I

that being said i have a lot of time on my hands now

Hmmmmmmn that didn't go as well as i wish it did. it didn't go well at all. noooot at all. I don't have my free suguary and bubbly and wonderful and carbonated drinks anymore. Whyyyydid this happen? D': Do you know how HARD it is to fight your way out of a costco? whhhhat do you want from me? :c

it HURT too because the fucking buggers WOULDN'T PLAY FUCKING FAIR YOU COWARDS and idon'tlikepainletmecomehomealready

got my new staff yesterday. body count is around fifteen on their side aaaaaand seven on ours. that's not counting all the incompetent idiots out there that can't keep alive for more than two flippin seconds. this ISN'T SO FUCKING HARD, because you know what the problems are? you're all too focused on WINNING.

this isn;'t about who's coolest (me) or who's the most badass (me) or who's the strongest (me) or who has the best resources (me) or who has the most TRARGIC, PATHETIC LIFE (oh me oh me pick me teacher! :D). This whooooooooole thing is about STAYIN' ALIIIIVE FOR AS LONG AS POOOOOOSSIBLE! friendship? you're making FRIENDS with these things? Giiiiive me a fuuuuucking BREAK! D< Honestly the levels of stupidity are reaching new heights, and yeah that's quite the accomplishment!

I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"  
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality~  
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!"  
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of.....  

Oh. Right, i HAVE been busy busy busy of course always fucking busy. haven't slept in a while but dont need to sleep cause it doesnt fucking matter you dont need sleep when you can stay awake right

right?

so aside from the blogosphere making me sick on a wiiiiiide level, there's not much else to report. any idea how to get blood out of leather? >A<

Huuuugs and kisses, blogosphere~! don't go out and die on me! <3333333

-John

She says she's no good with words but I'm worse...

Barely stuttered out a "joke of a romantic" or stuck to my tongue ~
Weighed down with words too overdramatic~
Tonight it's "it can't get much worse"
vs "no one should ever feel like"...

Oh. My. God.

Do you know how hard it is to find good help these days? D< Holleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee FUCK I'M SO FUCKING ANNOYED RIGHT NOW.

SEND. MORE.


but I had my dose so that's nice. :3

It could be worse. i remember that one time outside of indiana when Derulo went rogue and then we were stuck playing "catch the possessed bodyguard" in the MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE, USA. :I best part was when bethany caught the fucker with a harpoon. she was cool before she kinda pulled an adler and now i imagine she's off in the carribana laughing her ass off at old episodes of Who's line as some bloke in leather chaps and nothing else is serving her a martini.

bitch. i fucking loved her and she tried to kill me.

wasn't meant to be, obviously. :c

today kinda sucked. i'm stuck hiding out ina costco or some shit and the sample people are getting suspicious but I jsut said I was looking for a job so I guess I'm assistant manager now or something? Loooooots of nice ass in costco between the hambeasts. ;p I don't get a lot of time to oogle, though, 'cause I'm supposed to be maximizing profit margins or something and toooooooooooby, this is haaaaaaaaaaaard. D: I know you told me to keep low profile if something bad happened but I don't think the ol' Big Bad Wolf is coming in here for bulk ties or some shit.

.... in the meantime I've already fired an employee, maximized profitability, and tweaked the CCTV so it doesn't have any blindspots. Charlene calls me a godsend but honestly, this is easy to do if you have half a brain and a charming smile and my IQ.

So basically, you gotta be me. To the seven odd billion people that aren;t me, sucks to be you! ;D

Dance dance, we're fallin' apart to half time~
Dance dance, and these are the lives you want to lead!
Dance, this is the way theyd love, if they knew how
misery loved meeee~

I'm pretty stuck, but they're so happy that they're basically let me do anything I want, which means I get to update with the best display laptop the costco people got (speaking of which, I don't see how the vermin have it so tough. "Updating from an apple store"? PLEASE. just go to your bank account and buy a fucking netbook! >^<) but it also means another thing; tons and tons of free pop.

I am a pop addict. Pop is... oh my gosh, bubbly and sweet and delicious and ohgod it's so gooooood. They... they've given me free pop, Toby. I don't think I want to leave. ever. Ever ever ever you'll never find me ohgod please don't leave me here I want to move on but freeeeeeeee pooooooooooooop OAO

and they'll give me cups and cups and don't fill them up with ice and i can mix all the flavours and caffeine and if they gave me coke and heroine and e i'd have everything in life I'd ever want ever.

maybe i'll be able to stay back after closing, curl up with a laptop, and watch some tv

that sounds nice, righttttttt? :) you're all jelly, I know you are.

I'll be back soon, blogosphere. Hugs and kisses, mummy loves you! <333333333


-John

I don't ever wanna, I don't ever wanna

BE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DON'T WANNA BE JUST LIKE YOU!
AND WHAT I'M SAYIN' IS THIS IS THE ANTHEM THROW ALL YOUR HANDS UP YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DON'T WANNA BE YOU~!

hahaha, this iPod is filled with shit. Remind me to fuck Andre up the fucking ass with a fucking spiked dildo. He needs to be fucking fired this is so annoying they're INCOMPETENT

Movies. Been watching a lot of fucking movies cause I don't have anything better to do! O.O So I saw Inglorious Basterds and... I don't know, man :c it started so good and I wanted to like it sooooo much! Man, when that guy killed that guy with a baseball bat I just about died it was soooo awesome and crud they sure showed it completely realistically and I LOVE movies that do that. But then it got so meh that I'm not sure if I hated it because of that or just because it was so... underwhelming. Making movies suck after fourty minutes should be illegal, I swear. >A<

So that was the biggest letdown EBER and fuck it left me feeling so unfulfilled and betrayed and... jesus. So I watched Tangled. And that was okay. Like, more than okay, okay? Like, I loved it! :'D it was adorable and cute and well-animated and hnnng and the songs were so catchy and MOTHER GOTHEL YOU DID LOVE HER, DIDN'T YOU! QAQ  It got to a point that Jose said that if I kept singing along he's stop the DVD player and I shot him in the foot for that.

[Just kidding!]

ANOTHER LOSER ANTHEM~! WHAOOOH!

Hm, then I watched Dead Poet's Society and it was reeeeeeally good and I cried at that one part (you know the part) but I wasn't too sad afterwards because in my head Dr. Wilson from House is Neil and everything worked out okay. :D So I guess I loved the poetry especially. I love love love poetry. So I recite it. All the time. Sometimes at weird times, but that's the best time to sing and dance and recite poetry and generally do fun things. So yeah. ;P

The Thor movie was rubbish and if you mention it to me aside from Loki I will be forced to rip out your eardrums like Jackie found out! Bye, Jackie, you were okay, and I'm sure Toby will give you lots of money to shut up, riiiiight? :3

And then there's all the TV that I watch online but...

oh my gosh, can these idiots not do anything by themselves?!? D< Christ, Alexander, if you could keep your hand on your arm for more than three seconds I'd be slightly more impressed. But you know what they say, can't leave others to do what you should do yourself or some shit. :/

... my head hurts

my head FUCKING hurts

uhg I need a fix once i'm done.

feeling all sluggish and yucky over here, blogosphere. Maybe i'll check in once I'm finished.

Hugs and kisses <333


-John

And it goes like this:

Take me by the tongue and I'll know you~
Kiss me 'til you're drunk and I'll show youuuu~
all the moves like Jagger, I've got the moves like Jagger,
I've got the mooooooooooves like Jaggerrrr~

Hi! c:

Y'know, music is one of those kinda weird things, the way it pulses and moves and gets stuck in your head, how it drowns out mostly everything else and makes you feel all dance-y and move-y and sometime all murderous-y;

[Just kidding!]

So there's good news!

Toby's got me out of the hospital a while ago, and it seems I'm doing pretty well! :D the nurse that attended to me was fucking HOT, like, not even stereotypically hot like you saw in animaniacs but like so fucking smokin' that I had to look around and see if it was Halloween or something. The bodyguards weren't too happy with my chasing tail, but it accomplished two clear things; one, I got to chase fucking tail again! ;P and two, it distracted them plenty enough for me to snort and/ or shoot up once in a while,  which is mooooooore than enough in my humble opinion. <3 Seems smart, eh? Well, my ego might be biiig, but I don't give a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit~

But they JUST started letting me listen to music again, can you believe it? ;A; like what, were my mad beats just too much to handle? Honestly, all these suits are starting to ANNOY ME. Suits. Fuck 'em. Funniest was when Santiago puked aaaaaaaaaaall over and starting gibbering and borrowed a bit of my coke to snort and then didn't want to pay. XD Hnnnmg, I hope he liked having his guts strung out by a dirty piece of broken glass...

Hehehe, not actually, but I was pissed. :I crap is hard to get when you're on the go... Toby owes me big for this, I don't care what he says. I was perfectly happy on my streetcorner, y'know! :c now I'm stuck in all these stuffy clothes, travelling constantly to god knows where, seeing more and more of those... vermin. Oh god, have you seen how dirty they are? How they scurry and run and hide and scream? It's gross! D:

but if this is where he wants me to be, I guess this is where I gotta be. Fuuuuuck. So I'll just keep singing and loading up my iPod and everyone else can suck it. :3

all the moves like Jagger, I've got the moves like Jagger,
I've got the mooooooooooves like Jaggerrrr~

(It's true, y'know!)

Ta-ta for now, blogosphere! Hugs and kisses! <3333333


-John